A fake Australian?!

So...today was interesting. Like I truly don't think you understand. Okay.
SO THIS MOTHERFUCKER (blurred for the privacy he doesn't fucking deserve)

His name is Caleb (supposedly). Kenzie, Kaci, and I met him at lunch at Leo's today. He had an AMAZING Australian accent and said he didn't have a place to stay at the moment.
We spent the day with him and his friend, walking, going to the volleyball game, and just hanging out.

He, Kenzie, and Kaci started off going to Des Moines, I decided to hang back here and get some MUCH needed homework done.
I go for my own long walk and take a shower, come back an my roommate is sitting there.
"HEY!" she said, sounded very relieved. "Kenzie was looking for you, she sounded really freaked out and stressed."
Halie called Kenzie and she came down, obviously shaken.
Before they left to go to Des Moines, they went to McDonalds. There, he was saying weird things about Choloform, rape, and assault. Whatever. She said she wasn't feeling well and wanted to go back to campus. So he dropped them all off.
She then proceeds to tell me.....
Wait for it

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HE CALLED HER AND TOLD HER HE WAS FAKING HIS ACCENT THE ENTIRE TIME.
I'm not even kidding. He told her that is actually from Des Moines and always has been. And that he don't be coming back. He made up the accent because he wanted people to like him, he never had that in high school. What the actual fuck?! PLUS he told her that they were just going to leave them in Des Moines.

I'm not going to lie...I'm not mad. Upset and confused, yes. But not mad. I'm upset that I told him a lot about my life...because he was just so easy to talk to. He asked about my art. He was GENUINELY interested in what I did. And he sang to us, with his awesome voice.
His accent was the most mind boggling part....HE DID IT PERFECTLY!!!!
Ugh. I'm so confused...and heartbroken. I honestly really started liking him.
Fuck.


Well anyways, fuck you, motherfucker. If you know who he is PLEASE let me know.
I don't think his name is actually Caleb.
College-goers BEWARE!!!!!
People like this actually exist and I'm almost positive his intentions weren't great. Please be careful.